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Souvenirs for the Jubilee</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fbd8392/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Ctop0Etat0Esouvenirs0Efor0Ethe0Ejubilee0E77914860Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7791432.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/SU-16-toptat1.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Limited edition window blind&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fbd8392/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Top+tat%21+Souvenirs+for+the+Jubilee&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftop-tat-souvenirs-for-the-jubilee-7791486.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Top+tat%21+Souvenirs+for+the+Jubilee&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftop-tat-souvenirs-for-the-jubilee-7791486.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516406962/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fbd8392/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516406962/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fbd8392/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516406962/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fbd8392/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/top-tat-souvenirs-for-the-jubilee-7791486.html</guid></item><item><title>Sin and the single mother: The history of lone parenthood</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fb7ef4f/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Csin0Eand0Ethe0Esingle0Emother0Ethe0Ehistory0Eof0Elone0Eparenthood0E7782370A0Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7785949.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/5401720.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;It all began with an abbreviated birth certificate that carried only the barest details. I had known since childhood that I was born 'out of wedlock', and that my father had deserted my mother as soon as he discovered she was pregnant in November 1950. But it wasn't until I looked up my full birth certificate after my mother's death in 2001 that I discovered I'd been born in a hostel for unmarried mothers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fb7ef4f/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Sin+and+the+single+mother%3A+The+history+of+lone+parenthood&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fsin-and-the-single-mother-the-history-of-lone-parenthood-7782370.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Sin+and+the+single+mother%3A+The+history+of+lone+parenthood&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fsin-and-the-single-mother-the-history-of-lone-parenthood-7782370.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516362758/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fb7ef4f/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516362758/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fb7ef4f/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516362758/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fb7ef4f/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/sin-and-the-single-mother-the-history-of-lone-parenthood-7782370.html</guid></item><item><title>How I wooed the lovelorn shepherdess</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fb7ef4e/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Chow0Ei0Ewooed0Ethe0Elovelorn0Eshepherdess0E778930A60Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7789222.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/IA26-27-Crook.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Little Bo Peep had a problem and it had nothing to do with misplacing her sheep. The issue is having stepped on a dirty great nail. It is hardly the stuff of nursery rhymes but it did present the chivalrous opportunity to give Emma Gray, the woman dubbed Britain's loneliest shepherdess, a lift from her remote Northumberland farm back down the four miles of juddering, satnav-bewildering forest tracks for a set of jabs at the local doctors.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fb7ef4e/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=How+I+wooed+the+lovelorn+shepherdess&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fhow-i-wooed-the-lovelorn-shepherdess-7789306.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=How+I+wooed+the+lovelorn+shepherdess&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fhow-i-wooed-the-lovelorn-shepherdess-7789306.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516362757/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fb7ef4e/kg/322/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516362757/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fb7ef4e/kg/322/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516362757/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fb7ef4e/kg/322/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/how-i-wooed-the-lovelorn-shepherdess-7789306.html</guid></item><item><title>In pictures: Royal Stamps of approval</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fa92db1/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cin0Epictures0Eroyal0Estamps0Eof0Eapproval0E77850A810Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7785063.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/AN3471529Mandatory+Credit+P.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Royal Mail is celebrating The Queen's Diamond Jubilee with eight new stamps featuring a selection of memorable events throughout her historic 60 year reign.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fa92db1/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=In+pictures%3A+Royal+Stamps+of+approval&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fin-pictures-royal-stamps-of-approval-7785081.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=In+pictures%3A+Royal+Stamps+of+approval&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fin-pictures-royal-stamps-of-approval-7785081.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516267347/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa92db1/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516267347/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa92db1/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516267347/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa92db1/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 10:31:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/in-pictures-royal-stamps-of-approval-7785081.html</guid></item><item><title>'I don't want it to be boring': Former circus producer reveals plans for Diamond Jubilee river parade</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fa50f7b/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cpeople0Cprofiles0Ci0Edont0Ewant0Eit0Eto0Ebe0Eboring0Eformer0Ecircus0Eproducer0Ereveals0Eplans0Efor0Ediamond0Ejubilee0Eriver0Eparade0E77824830Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7782406.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/pg-44-ships-1-ireland.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;There was a time during his circus days when Adrian Evans was more than happy to test the boundaries of health and safety with a couple of chainsaws or a motorcycle wall of death. He needs to be a little more cautious now the Queen has been entrusted into his care.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fa50f7b/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=%27I+don%27t+want+it+to+be+boring%27%3A+Former+circus+producer+reveals+plans+for+Diamond+Jubilee+river+parade&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fpeople%2Fprofiles%2Fi-dont-want-it-to-be-boring-former-circus-producer-reveals-plans-for-diamond-jubilee-river-parade-7782483.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=%27I+don%27t+want+it+to+be+boring%27%3A+Former+circus+producer+reveals+plans+for+Diamond+Jubilee+river+parade&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fpeople%2Fprofiles%2Fi-dont-want-it-to-be-boring-former-circus-producer-reveals-plans-for-diamond-jubilee-river-parade-7782483.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516240470/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa50f7b/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516240470/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa50f7b/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516240470/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa50f7b/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">Profiles</category><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/i-dont-want-it-to-be-boring-former-circus-producer-reveals-plans-for-diamond-jubilee-river-parade-7782483.html</guid></item><item><title>One is nipping to Tesco: Jubilant Jubilee royals as seen by Alison Jackson</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fa2d606/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Carts0Eentertainment0Cart0Cfeatures0Cone0Eis0Enipping0Eto0Etesco0Ejubilant0Ejubilee0Eroyals0Eas0Eseen0Eby0Ealison0Ejackson0E77822470Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7782252.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/063-Queen-Corgies-floor_whi.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;The Queen can be seen nipping down to Tesco with the Corgis, popping a bet on at William Hill and kneeling on the floor to feed treats to her dogs (above) at a new exhibition which coincide with the Diamond Jubilee celebrations.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1fa2d606/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=One+is+nipping+to+Tesco%3A+Jubilant+Jubilee+royals+as+seen+by+Alison+Jackson&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Fart%2Ffeatures%2Fone-is-nipping-to-tesco-jubilant-jubilee-royals-as-seen-by-alison-jackson-7782247.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=One+is+nipping+to+Tesco%3A+Jubilant+Jubilee+royals+as+seen+by+Alison+Jackson&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Fart%2Ffeatures%2Fone-is-nipping-to-tesco-jubilant-jubilee-royals-as-seen-by-alison-jackson-7782247.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516223258/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa2d606/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516223258/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa2d606/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516223258/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1fa2d606/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">Features</category><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:53:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/features/one-is-nipping-to-tesco-jubilant-jubilee-royals-as-seen-by-alison-jackson-7782247.html</guid></item><item><title>Tearoom tantrums as women are thrown out in national anthem snub</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f918a27/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Ctearoom0Etantrums0Eas0Ewomen0Eare0Ethrown0Eout0E0Ein0Enational0Eanthem0Esnub0E77713680Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;When you sit down to dine at at tearoom containing items from one of the largest collections of Royal memorabilia in the world, you probably shouldn't be surprised to be asked to stand for the national anthem. However three disgruntled customers did just that and fell foul of the proprietor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f918a27/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Tearoom+tantrums+as+women+are+thrown+out+in+national+anthem+snub&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftearoom-tantrums-as-women-are-thrown-out--in-national-anthem-snub-7771368.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Tearoom+tantrums+as+women+are+thrown+out+in+national+anthem+snub&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftearoom-tantrums-as-women-are-thrown-out--in-national-anthem-snub-7771368.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516116142/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f918a27/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516116142/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f918a27/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516116142/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f918a27/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/tearoom-tantrums-as-women-are-thrown-out--in-national-anthem-snub-7771368.html</guid></item><item><title>Welcome to 'Staines-upon-Thames' (no Ali G jokes...)</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f88a28b/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cwelcome0Eto0Estainesuponthames0Eno0Eali0Eg0Ejokes0E77696710Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7769738.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/Pg-3-staines.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;The late comedian Kenneth Horne, master of the double-entendre, used to tell a joke about a town in London's commuter belt with a somewhat unfortunate name: "How to get rid of unsightly Staines – blow up the bridge and burn the cinema!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f88a28b/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Welcome+to+%27Staines-upon-Thames%27+%28no+Ali+G+jokes...%29&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fwelcome-to-stainesuponthames-no-ali-g-jokes-7769671.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Welcome+to+%27Staines-upon-Thames%27+%28no+Ali+G+jokes...%29&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fwelcome-to-stainesuponthames-no-ali-g-jokes-7769671.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516053406/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f88a28b/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516053406/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f88a28b/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516053406/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f88a28b/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/welcome-to-stainesuponthames-no-ali-g-jokes-7769671.html</guid></item><item><title>Pathetic fantasist or Nazi spy? The mysterious Mrs O'Grady</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f831cd1/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cpathetic0Efantasist0Eor0Enazi0Espy0Ethe0Emysterious0Emrs0Eogrady0E77688360Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7768790.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/SU-26-nazi2-IWM.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Seaside landladies have been accused of many things down the years – overcharging for the use of the cruet, being stingy with the marmalade – but not until 1940 was one suspected of being a traitor to her country. But such was the predicament of Dorothy O'Grady, part-proprietor of Osborne Villa, Sandown, Isle of Wight, who was arrested and charged under the Treachery Act with being a Nazi spy. The neighbours thought she was a harmless middle-aged woman whose greatest pleasure was walking her Labrador. The authorities took a different view, concluding that exercising Rob was her alibi for intelligence collecting forays into restricted military areas.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f831cd1/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Pathetic+fantasist+or+Nazi+spy%3F+The+mysterious+Mrs+O%27Grady&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fpathetic-fantasist-or-nazi-spy-the-mysterious-mrs-ogrady-7768836.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Pathetic+fantasist+or+Nazi+spy%3F+The+mysterious+Mrs+O%27Grady&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fpathetic-fantasist-or-nazi-spy-the-mysterious-mrs-ogrady-7768836.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516013056/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f831cd1/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516013056/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f831cd1/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516013056/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f831cd1/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/pathetic-fantasist-or-nazi-spy-the-mysterious-mrs-ogrady-7768836.html</guid></item><item><title>Being modern: Wedding lists</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f831cd0/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbeing0Emodern0Ewedding0Elists0E77684840Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;a Dualit toaster. A set of Riedel wine glasses. A Nespresso coffee machine. A flat-screen TV complete with state-of-the-art DVD player. Fluffy Egyptian-cotton towels. Pure silk bed linen... What about the cuddly toy? Never mind. Didn't they do well?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f831cd0/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Being+modern%3A+Wedding+lists&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbeing-modern-wedding-lists-7768484.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Being+modern%3A+Wedding+lists&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbeing-modern-wedding-lists-7768484.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516013055/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f831cd0/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133516013055/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f831cd0/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133516013055/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f831cd0/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/being-modern-wedding-lists-7768484.html</guid></item><item><title>Button artist Ann Carrington reveals her plans to float the royal boat</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f708cfe/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbutton0Eartist0Eann0Ecarrington0Ereveals0Eher0Eplans0Eto0Efloat0Ethe0Eroyal0Eboat0E77580A690Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7758058.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/Pg-26-royal-boat-1-epa.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;When the Queen floats at stately speed along the Thames next month, Ann Carrington won't be looking at the Jubilee girl but at the back end of her barge.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f708cfe/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Button+artist+Ann+Carrington+reveals+her+plans+to+float+the+royal+boat&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbutton-artist-ann-carrington-reveals-her-plans-to-float-the-royal-boat-7758069.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Button+artist+Ann+Carrington+reveals+her+plans+to+float+the+royal+boat&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbutton-artist-ann-carrington-reveals-her-plans-to-float-the-royal-boat-7758069.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515887247/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f708cfe/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515887247/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f708cfe/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515887247/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f708cfe/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 08:30:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/button-artist-ann-carrington-reveals-her-plans-to-float-the-royal-boat-7758069.html</guid></item><item><title>Button artist reveals her plans to float the royal boat</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f6d5e12/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbutton0Eartist0Ereveals0Eher0Eplans0Eto0Efloat0Ethe0Eroyal0Eboat0E77580A690Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7758058.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/Pg-26-royal-boat-1-epa.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;When the Queen floats at stately speed along the Thames next month, Ann Carrington won't be looking at the Jubilee girl but at the back end of her barge.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f6d5e12/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Button+artist+reveals+her+plans+to+float+the+royal+boat&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbutton-artist-reveals-her-plans-to-float-the-royal-boat-7758069.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Button+artist+reveals+her+plans+to+float+the+royal+boat&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbutton-artist-reveals-her-plans-to-float-the-royal-boat-7758069.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515864724/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f6d5e12/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515864724/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f6d5e12/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515864724/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f6d5e12/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/button-artist-reveals-her-plans-to-float-the-royal-boat-7758069.html</guid></item><item><title>Banksy gets the bunting out in north London</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f5fd289/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Carts0Eentertainment0Cart0Cnews0Cbanksy0Egets0Ethe0Ebunting0Eout0Ein0Enorth0Elondon0E77538710Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7753975.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/banksy.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;A new piece of street art bearing all the hallmarks of a Banksy (pictured, above) appeared overnight in north London.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f5fd289/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Banksy+gets+the+bunting+out+in+north+London&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Fart%2Fnews%2Fbanksy-gets-the-bunting-out-in-north-london-7753871.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Banksy+gets+the+bunting+out+in+north+London&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Fart%2Fnews%2Fbanksy-gets-the-bunting-out-in-north-london-7753871.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515777760/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f5fd289/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515777760/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f5fd289/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515777760/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f5fd289/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">News</category><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:24:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/banksy-gets-the-bunting-out-in-north-london-7753871.html</guid></item><item><title>Beaches fly flag for England</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f5a87da/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbeaches0Efly0Eflag0Efor0Eengland0E774680A0A0Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;An increasing number of England's beaches have won Blue Flag awards this year, bringing the country into the top 10 worldwide.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f5a87da/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Beaches+fly+flag+for+England&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbeaches-fly-flag-for-england-7746800.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Beaches+fly+flag+for+England&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbeaches-fly-flag-for-england-7746800.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515745812/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f5a87da/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515745812/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f5a87da/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515745812/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f5a87da/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/beaches-fly-flag-for-england-7746800.html</guid></item><item><title>Bob-a-job rebooted! Scouts go back to work</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f4c2a88/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbobajob0Erebooted0Escouts0Ego0Eback0Eto0Ework0E77423430Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7742296.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/SU-20-scouts-getty.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;It is two decades since scores of boys in shorts routinely went from door to door soliciting money from absolute strangers in return for manual and menial labour.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f4c2a88/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Bob-a-job+rebooted%21+Scouts+go+back+to+work&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbobajob-rebooted-scouts-go-back-to-work-7742343.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Bob-a-job+rebooted%21+Scouts+go+back+to+work&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbobajob-rebooted-scouts-go-back-to-work-7742343.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515641169/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f4c2a88/kg/326-327/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515641169/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f4c2a88/kg/326-327/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515641169/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f4c2a88/kg/326-327/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/bobajob-rebooted-scouts-go-back-to-work-7742343.html</guid></item><item><title>Being Modern: Chuggers</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f4c2a86/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbeing0Emodern0Echuggers0E77288560Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;It's Tuesday lunchtime, you're wandering down the street – but who's this doing a moonwalk in front of you, trying to shake your hand? Clipboard, sheepish grin, over-sized Day-Glo tabard – oh gawd, a chugger... What to do? Blank them? Give it your best pavement swerve and a quick "Sorry..."? Or stop, engage and happily sign up for a direct debit to Save the Griffin?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f4c2a86/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Being+Modern%3A+Chuggers&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbeing-modern-chuggers-7728856.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Being+Modern%3A+Chuggers&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbeing-modern-chuggers-7728856.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515641168/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f4c2a86/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515641168/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f4c2a86/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515641168/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f4c2a86/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/being-modern-chuggers-7728856.html</guid></item><item><title>Capitalism begins at home: How the modern direct-sales event is defying the recession</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f46849e/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Ccapitalism0Ebegins0Eat0Ehome0Ehow0Ethe0Emodern0Edirectsales0Eevent0Eis0Edefying0Ethe0Erecession0E77288370Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7729015.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/5391259.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Ding dong... Avon calling! It's a familiar phrase but one that you might think belongs to a bygone era, of beehived housewives keen to make a little extra pocket money selling skincare products.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f46849e/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Capitalism+begins+at+home%3A+How+the+modern+direct-sales+event+is+defying+the+recession&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fcapitalism-begins-at-home-how-the-modern-directsales-event-is-defying-the-recession-7728837.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Capitalism+begins+at+home%3A+How+the+modern+direct-sales+event+is+defying+the+recession&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fcapitalism-begins-at-home-how-the-modern-directsales-event-is-defying-the-recession-7728837.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515586761/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f46849e/kg/294-326-327/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515586761/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f46849e/kg/294-326-327/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515586761/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f46849e/kg/294-326-327/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/capitalism-begins-at-home-how-the-modern-directsales-event-is-defying-the-recession-7728837.html</guid></item><item><title>In pictures: The Helston Flora Day Ancient Furry Dance</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f20c9b7/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cin0Epictures0Ethe0Ehelston0Eflora0Eday0Eancient0Efurry0Edance0E77229590Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7722960.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/1" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Thousands of people danced through the streets of Helston in Cornwall today to mark the ancient tradition of Flora Day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f20c9b7/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=In+pictures%3A+The+Helston+Flora+Day+Ancient+Furry+Dance&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fin-pictures-the-helston-flora-day-ancient-furry-dance-7722959.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=In+pictures%3A+The+Helston+Flora+Day+Ancient+Furry+Dance&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fin-pictures-the-helston-flora-day-ancient-furry-dance-7722959.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515395210/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f20c9b7/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515395210/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f20c9b7/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515395210/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f20c9b7/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 14:27:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/in-pictures-the-helston-flora-day-ancient-furry-dance-7722959.html</guid></item><item><title>British frugal brides and grooms go abroad</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f1e372a/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cbritish0Efrugal0Ebrides0Eand0Egrooms0Ego0Eabroad0E7720A70A30Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;An increasing number of British couples are heading overseas to get married after being discouraged by the cost of holding a wedding in the UK, says research.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f1e372a/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=British+frugal+brides+and+grooms+go+abroad&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbritish-frugal-brides-and-grooms-go-abroad-7720703.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=British+frugal+brides+and+grooms+go+abroad&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Fbritish-frugal-brides-and-grooms-go-abroad-7720703.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515387127/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f1e372a/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515387127/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f1e372a/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515387127/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f1e372a/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/british-frugal-brides-and-grooms-go-abroad-7720703.html</guid></item><item><title>Hairdressers make short work of recession</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f19ddc4/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cbusiness0Cnews0Chairdressers0Emake0Eshort0Ework0Eof0Erecession0E7720A7820Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Gloom sweeps Europe, unemployment keeps rising and pay rises are a distant memory. But hope for the economy arrives today in an unlikely, though beautifully coiffured, shape: hairdressers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f19ddc4/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Hairdressers+make+short+work+of+recession&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fbusiness%2Fnews%2Fhairdressers-make-short-work-of-recession-7720782.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Hairdressers+make+short+work+of+recession&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fbusiness%2Fnews%2Fhairdressers-make-short-work-of-recession-7720782.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515362700/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f19ddc4/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515362700/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f19ddc4/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515362700/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f19ddc4/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">Business News</category><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/hairdressers-make-short-work-of-recession-7720782.html</guid></item><item><title>Frugal brides and grooms go abroad</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f199613/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cfrugal0Ebrides0Eand0Egrooms0Ego0Eabroad0E7720A70A30Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;p&gt;An increasing number of British couples are heading overseas to get married after being discouraged by the cost of holding a wedding in the UK, says research. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f199613/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Frugal+brides+and+grooms+go+abroad&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ffrugal-brides-and-grooms-go-abroad-7720703.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Frugal+brides+and+grooms+go+abroad&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ffrugal-brides-and-grooms-go-abroad-7720703.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515360679/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f199613/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515360679/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f199613/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515360679/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f199613/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/frugal-brides-and-grooms-go-abroad-7720703.html</guid></item><item><title>Trending: The Archers... a new generation</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f199611/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Carts0Eentertainment0Cfilms0Cfeatures0Ctrending0Ethe0Earchers0Ea0Enew0Egeneration0E7720A6930Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7720565.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/Pg-24-generation1-ap.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Teenage readers and viewers of The Hunger Games have a lot to admire about the heroine, Katniss Everdeen: her bravery, her family loyalty (she volunteers to stand in for her younger sister as a contestant in the lethal Games,) her bow and quiver of arrows, her skill at running, her cool pigtail, her indifference to the male sex, the fact that she (homophonically) shares a surname with the heroine of Far from the Madding Crowd... And with which do you think American fans most identify? You guessed. It's the bow and arrows.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f199611/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Trending%3A+The+Archers...+a+new+generation&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Ffilms%2Ffeatures%2Ftrending-the-archers-a-new-generation-7720693.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Trending%3A+The+Archers...+a+new+generation&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Ffilms%2Ffeatures%2Ftrending-the-archers-a-new-generation-7720693.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515360677/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f199611/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515360677/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f199611/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515360677/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f199611/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">Features</category><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/trending-the-archers-a-new-generation-7720693.html</guid></item><item><title>Trending: What's the buzz about Fleet? Sex toys may provide the answer</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f13a2b6/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Ctrending0Ewhats0Ethe0Ebuzz0Eabout0Efleet0Esex0Etoys0Emay0Eprovide0Ethe0Eanswer0E77186940Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7718751.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/Pg-27-fleet-alamy.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Last year Fleet in Hampshire topped a national quality of life survey, now a new study might explain why: its residents spend more money on sex toys than anywhere else.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f13a2b6/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Trending%3A+What%27s+the+buzz+about+Fleet%3F+Sex+toys+may+provide+the+answer&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftrending-whats-the-buzz-about-fleet-sex-toys-may-provide-the-answer-7718694.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Trending%3A+What%27s+the+buzz+about+Fleet%3F+Sex+toys+may+provide+the+answer&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftrending-whats-the-buzz-about-fleet-sex-toys-may-provide-the-answer-7718694.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515330099/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f13a2b6/kg/326-327/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515330099/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f13a2b6/kg/326-327/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515330099/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f13a2b6/kg/326-327/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 08:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/trending-whats-the-buzz-about-fleet-sex-toys-may-provide-the-answer-7718694.html</guid></item><item><title>Trending: What's the buzz about Fleet? You'll never guess...</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f0fd908/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Ctrending0Ewhats0Ethe0Ebuzz0Eabout0Efleet0Eyoull0Enever0Eguess0E77186940Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7718751.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/Pg-27-fleet-alamy.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;Last year Fleet in Hampshire topped a national quality of life survey, now a new study might explain why: its residents spend more money on sex toys than anywhere else.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f0fd908/mf.gif' border='0'/&gt;&lt;div class='mf-viral'&gt;&lt;table border='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Trending%3A+What%27s+the+buzz+about+Fleet%3F+You%27ll+never+guess...&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftrending-whats-the-buzz-about-fleet-youll-never-guess-7718694.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign='middle'&gt;&lt;a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Trending%3A+What%27s+the+buzz+about+Fleet%3F+You%27ll+never+guess...&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fthis-britain%2Ftrending-whats-the-buzz-about-fleet-youll-never-guess-7718694.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515307577/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f0fd908/kg/326-327/a2.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/133515307577/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f0fd908/kg/326-327/a2.img" border="0"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/133515307577/u/0/f/3501/c/266/s/1f0fd908/kg/326-327/a2t.img" border="0"/&gt;</description><category domain="">This Britain</category><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 23:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/trending-whats-the-buzz-about-fleet-youll-never-guess-7718694.html</guid></item><item><title>Punch and Judy: The eternal triangle of man, wife... and sausages</title><link>http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/266/f/3501/s/1f0a042b/l/0L0Sindependent0O0Cnews0Cuk0Cthis0Ebritain0Cpunch0Eand0Ejudy0Ethe0Eeternal0Etriangle0Eof0Eman0Ewife0Eand0Esausages0E77176270Bhtml/story01.htm</link><description>&lt;img src="http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7717542.ece/ALTERNATES/w100/SU-30-triangle1-alden.jpg" style="padding-right:5px;margin-right:5px" align="left" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;A man beats his wife over the head with a big stick while a crowd of children look on, laughing. "You can't do that!" she screeches, flopping forwards. "Why?" he retorts, hitting her again. 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