Weird

Elephant buttock moisturiser a success

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:24:36 GMT

Elephants at Belfast Zoo can relax more easily, after they get a skin care regime using a supermarket moisturiser.

'World's biggest spliff' sparked up

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:02:11 GMT

Mexican Marines have set seven tons of marijuana on fire after a huge drugs haul.

Car chase ends in the harbour

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:14:24 GMT

A high-speed car chase ended when fleeing fugitives drove their car off a boat launch and into the harbour, in a poor attempt to avoid police.

Woman lights crack pipe on arrest

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:14:24 GMT

A speeding woman who led police a high-speed chase compounded her troubles after lighting up a crack pipe as police moved to arrest her.

Drunk badger holds up German traffic

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:14:23 GMT

Badger which had got drunk on over-ripe berries and suffered from diarrhoea refuses to move from German road.

Cops and firefighters called over hide-and-seek victory

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:14:23 GMT

Toddler scores epic win in hide-and-seek, as police and firefighters have to be called to find her hiding place.

Drunk man in slow tractor chase

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:16:36 GMT

Drunk German sparks slow-speed police chase by stealing a tractor after his girlfriend abandons him at a nightclub.

Climbing into bed the hard way

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:17:48 GMT

Artist Tiago Primo climbs into bed, positioned just above his dining room table.

Naked guy five days late at dentist's, gets arrested

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:47:15 GMT

A man has been arrested after he showed up at a dentist's office five days late for his appointment, completely naked.

Family sprays urine to find missing dog

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:22:28 GMT

A family desperate to find their missing dog have taken to spraying their urine around the neighbourhood to guide him home.

Turtle invasion shuts JFK runway

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:25:50 GMT

Runway at New York airport shut down after pilots report 'massive numbers' of turtles invading the tarmac.

Man dies after falling into chocolate vat

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:58:35 GMT

US: A worker who fell into a giant vat of melted chocolate died as he was struck by the stirring rods.

Iowa reconsiders massive butter Jackson

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:30:07 GMT

Plans to erect a giant statue of Michael Jackson made from butter at the Iowa State Fair will now be put to a vote.

Drunk Brit detained for being too generous

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:34:01 GMT

Drunk British tourist detained at Spanish airport after he starts giving away £45,000 to passers-by.

Incredible images of 'slackline' walking

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:38:11 GMT

People who think tightrope walkers are wimps are probably few and far between - but this man takes his daredevil acts even further.

Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:38:11 GMT

A Russian woman has set a new world record in the competitive world of vagina lifting by raising 14kg using her ... hmmm ... well you know.

New toilets lock in punters after 5 mins

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:10:42 GMT

Lithuanian public toilets will automatically lock punters in if they take longer than five minutes in a bid to prevent vandalism.

Teacher sends kids home with sex tape of herself

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:58:32 GMT

A female school teacher sent her pupils home with a class DVD but taught them lessons she didn't intend by including images of her pleasuring herself.

Shrub Man declares flower war on his enemies

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:28:19 GMT

A man who dresses up as a giant shrub to defend foliage from enemies everywhere has struck again.

I wanted slippers, but I got a bondage catalogue

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:24:22 GMT

A home shopper who ordered a pair of slippers and was shocked to receive an explicit catalogue for sex aids and erotic clothing should not have been sent the unsolicited advertising, a watchdog ruled.

42 tons of rubbish finally taken out from property

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:37:03 GMT

Everybody forgets to take out the rubbish sometimes - but a father and son from New York took things to the extreme.

Man suffers heart attack just before £4 oral sex

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:37:03 GMT

CROATIA: A grandfather, who was "looking for sex to his last breath", collapsed and died after negotiating a £4 fee with a local prostitute.

Swiss order 'no naked hiking' signs

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:38:42 GMT

Swiss officials fight the scourge of naked hiking - by ordering warning signs telling ramblers to keep their clothes on.

Teen sells naked photos of his mum

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:11:03 GMT

A teenage boy who tried to sell naked photos of his mother online was praised by her and given more pictures to sell.

Teen sells naked photos of mum

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:13:08 GMT

A teenage boy who tried to sell naked photos of his mother online was praised by her and given more pictures to sell.